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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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