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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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