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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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