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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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