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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

789

What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

1047

What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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