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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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