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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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