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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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