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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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