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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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