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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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