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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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