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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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