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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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