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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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