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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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