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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

801

Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

190

Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

491

What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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