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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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