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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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