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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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