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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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