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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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