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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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