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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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