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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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