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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

435

What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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