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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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