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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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