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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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