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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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