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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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