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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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