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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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