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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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