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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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