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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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