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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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