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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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