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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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