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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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