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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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