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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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