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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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