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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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