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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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