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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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