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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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