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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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