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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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