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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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