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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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