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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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