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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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