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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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