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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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