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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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