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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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