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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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