Pictures:

What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

2325

How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

1806

What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

310

Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

1521

What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

581

Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

1520

How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

1792

Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

507

Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

551

Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

2018

After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

2532

Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

381