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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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