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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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