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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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