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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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A photo of synthesis.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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