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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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