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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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