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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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