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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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