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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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