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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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