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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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