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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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