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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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