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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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