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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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