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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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