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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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