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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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