Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

2218
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

213
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

793
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

1044
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

308
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

841
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

754
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

415
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

1279
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

1006
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

183
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

2326