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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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