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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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