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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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