Pictures:

Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

2327

What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

236

What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

1259

Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

816

Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

2116

Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

213

What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

265

Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

421

Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

2221

Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

1600

How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

1599