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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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