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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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