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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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