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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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