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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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