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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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