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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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