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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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