Pictures:

Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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