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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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