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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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