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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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A photo of synthesis.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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