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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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A son of a gun.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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