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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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