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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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