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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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