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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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