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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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