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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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