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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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