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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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