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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

192

Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

2061

What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

838

What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

1997

Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

1460

Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

335

Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

292

What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

1500

Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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