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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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