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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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