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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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