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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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