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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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