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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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