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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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