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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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