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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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