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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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