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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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