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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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