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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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