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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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