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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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