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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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