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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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