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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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A photo of synthesis.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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