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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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