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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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