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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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