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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

813

The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

498

What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

2003

What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

2005

Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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