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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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