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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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