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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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