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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

2017

If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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