Pictures:

What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

1233

Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

1102

What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

1290

Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

1294

Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

756

Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

794

Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

1521

Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

801

Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

2237

What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

2005

Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

331

How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

1113