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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

1483

Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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