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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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