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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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