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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004

Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

1800

Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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