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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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