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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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