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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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