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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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