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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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