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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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