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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

2017

What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

1997

How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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