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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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