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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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