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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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