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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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