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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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