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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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