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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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