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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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