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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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