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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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