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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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