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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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