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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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