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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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