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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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