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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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