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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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