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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

1992

Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

2017

How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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