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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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