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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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