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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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