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A son of a gun.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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