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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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