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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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