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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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