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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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