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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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