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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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