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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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