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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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