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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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