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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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