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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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