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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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