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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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