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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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