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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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