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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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