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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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