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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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