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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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