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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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