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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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