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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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