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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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