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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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