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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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