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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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