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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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